Why does oreo spell stuff

This week the nation is faced with a true scandal, a fiasco at the heart of which lies the fate of our notion of truth and goodness: Double Stuf Oreos do not actually contain twice the stuf as normal Oreos, CNN reports. We all know that the Stuf is the main part of the Oreo, and that the choice between the not-fantastic cookies and the creamy center is an obvious one. Leave it to the children—innocent as they were—who probably only wanted to assure themselves that Nabisco was indeed delivering the double stuf promised on the box, to solve the mystery nobody else had the audacity to tackle.

While 50 percent of people pull their Oreos apart before eating, I'm assuming we can all agree that these cookies are best. There's nothing like enjoying a couple or an entire row of Oreos. More than Billion Oreos have been sold. Instagram content View on Instagram. They're as addictive as cocaine. But we stand behind the fact they do contain double the stuf. To Nabisco Double Stuf means double the enjoyment in every bite, and for about the same price as regular Oreos.

So "Stuf" means great taste, fun, and value. Who wouldn't want that? Alas, that's not what Nabisco said. And so now the potential for litigation hangs heavier in the air. If a lawsuit against Nabisco does materialize, one bright spot is that its hasty defeat may help discourage future suits along the same lines.

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