What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts

I'm definitely the loser if I run over a deer. It's going to cost me hundreds of dollars. But nature is only out a buck. What is the cheapest meat? Deer testicles. They're under a Buck. And deer nuts are under a buck. What is the cheapest type of meat? They're under a buck. Three blondes found some tracks The first blonde said, "Those are bear tracks! Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th? Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas. I tortured a guy from PETA.

He screamed for deer life. What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Deer nuts are just under a buck. Two deer walk out of a bar. One turns to the other in disgust and says, "I can't believe you blew 20 bucks in there.

Why did the elk cry at the funeral? He had lost a deer friend. Three Blondes Three blondes are hiking in the woods when they see some tracks. Then they got hit by a train. Frank stands up to get a beer, loses his balance, falls in the lake, and dissapears. After a few minutes, and no sign of Frank, Tom tells Harry he better go in after him. Harry drags him into the boat and notices hes not breathing. I don't remember him having this bad of breath! Tom replies, "Oh yeah, well I don't remember him wearing a snowmobile suit!

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Carol Peletier : This is how she is. It was already there. I didn't see it. Tyreese Williams : How could you? Carol Peletier : I should have seen it. Tyreese Williams : So maybe we go. Me and Judith. Carol Peletier : You won't make it either. She can't be around other people.

Tyreese Williams : I dream about Karen. I see her every night. And every time I forget she's dead. And sometimes I see her in the crowd And it's back before everything happened. Tyreese Williams : [as Carol tears up] And then I see someone kill her.

Some stranger. Then I lose her all over again. But that's the deal, right? The people who are living are haunted by the dead. We are who we are. And we do what we do 'cause they're still here. In our heads. In the forest. The whole world is haunted now. And there's no getting out of that.

Not until we're dead. Carol Peletier : [Carol starts to cry] Tyreese. Maybe they're not haunting us.

Maybe they're just teaching us. Helping remind us so You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that. I know you will forget that so you better write it down. After about 20 minutes she returns from the kitchen and hands him a plate of bacon and eggs. He stares at the plate for a moment and says, "You forgot my toast.

I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake. One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.